12.
“Never trust a dream toilet.”
—shastabh
“Haha, that’s how I find out I’m dreaming a lot of the time. I go to pee, and the pee never stops. Then I’m like, ‘Oh, fuck, I must be dreaming. I wake up and haven’t pissed the bed yet… But man, one of these times, the pee will stop, and I’m going to wake up like… ‘Fuck.'”
—nedal8
